What It’s Like Living At Home

PROS

Mom: “Do you need anything from the grocery store?”

Me: “Yes!”

(I send a list of 30 items, this is great! I haven’t not paid for groceries since 2006!)

But I return the favor as well…..

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The laundry shoot: it’s like magic, you throw your dirty clothes down the shoot and they appear a couple days later folded nicely on your bed.

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We have a good ole’ time, check out this hilarious video of my brother and my mom… (background: one time we were at the beach and my brother threw a frisbee to my mom and she tripped and fell in the water trying to catch it. Believe it or not…no one has had a drop of alcohol, we are all really this silly)

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Mom: “What do you want for dinner?”

Me: “What don’t I want for dinner?! What’s for dessert? Can you make sure to leave me some leftovers for my lunch tomorrow?”

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HBO, a clean house (thanks, Darlene!), a keurig + k cups galore, the candy drawer, my parents are really funny and I like being around them, umm FREE RENT, the list goes on….

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CONS:

Mom: “Where are you going? Who are you seeing? Is it safe?”

Me: ” Mom.”

exhibit a

exhibit a

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Potential Boyfriend: “So where are you living right now?”

Me: “Um, you know, my parents but it’s like TOTALLY temporary until I get my new place, but ya know I don’t have to pay for rent, and my parents are cool, word vomit, word vomit, word vomit.”

Potential Boyfriend: “Oh, yeah, that’s awesome”

(walks away)

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6pm on the dot, cat RUNS to greet my Dad….

Dad: “AWWWWWWW look at my little puddy kat, she is such a ferocious kitty”

Me (faint whisper): “man, I gotta get outta here.”

suck up

photowhat….a suck up

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Dad: You wanna stay here for awhile? I’ll give you a good deal on the room.

Me: Dad, this joke is old.

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Me: The cat threw up again.

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XOXO,

LFK

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