Mom: “Do you need anything from the grocery store?”
(I send a list of 30 items, this is great! I haven’t not paid for groceries since 2006!)
But I return the favor as well…..
The laundry shoot: it’s like magic, you throw your dirty clothes down the shoot and they appear a couple days later folded nicely on your bed.
We have a good ole’ time, check out this hilarious video of my brother and my mom… (background: one time we were at the beach and my brother threw a frisbee to my mom and she tripped and fell in the water trying to catch it. Believe it or not…no one has had a drop of alcohol, we are all really this silly)
Mom: “What do you want for dinner?”
Me: “What don’t I want for dinner?! What’s for dessert? Can you make sure to leave me some leftovers for my lunch tomorrow?”
HBO, a clean house (thanks, Darlene!), a keurig + k cups galore, the candy drawer, my parents are really funny and I like being around them, umm FREE RENT, the list goes on….
Mom: “Where are you going? Who are you seeing? Is it safe?”
Me: ” Mom.”
Potential Boyfriend: “So where are you living right now?”
Me: “Um, you know, my parents but it’s like TOTALLY temporary until I get my new place, but ya know I don’t have to pay for rent, and my parents are cool, word vomit, word vomit, word vomit.”
Potential Boyfriend: “Oh, yeah, that’s awesome”
6pm on the dot, cat RUNS to greet my Dad….
Dad: “AWWWWWWW look at my little puddy kat, she is such a ferocious kitty”
Me (faint whisper): “man, I gotta get outta here.”
Dad: You wanna stay here for awhile? I’ll give you a good deal on the room.
Me: Dad, this joke is old.
Me: The cat threw up again.